 Jenny 
Jenny is my Head Bridesmaid... or Maid of Dis-honour as we have been saying since she found out I was getting married. She was actually the first person I called. We've known each other since we were about 4 years old, and even though she's a right royal pain, we've always got on great. She's planning my hen night... and I'm betting it's not the meal and drinks that I'm hoping for! P.S. Jen's lost so much weight recently, I struggled to find a picture where she doesn't look like skeletor! Her nickname is Lollipop. Chelsea 
Chelsea is also a very long standing friend of mine. Despite the fact that she moved hundreds of miles away, we've still kept in touch, and we see eachother a few times a year. Chelsea is also getting married to her partner in crime Martyn in May 2008, and I will be a bridesmaid! Hooray!Her dress is absolutely amazing and she looks amazing in it. I know I'll cry when she walks down the aisle. I love this photo of her. Louise  Louise, if you can't tell from the family resemblance, is my big sister. She left home when I was 6 years old to go to university and left me with my brothers. THANKS! Despite being in Cambridge/Spain/France, Louise used to write to me and has an amazing talent for prose and poetry which she should use more. Louise has recently married The Great Ralpho Buckley and wants to change her name to Louise Suosz-Buckley (pronounced Swash) on the proviso that Ralph also changes his name. |
Rob  We'll start with the biggest and work down... that means starting with Rob. Rob was my friend before Dave stole him and claimed him for his own. I've known him since the beginning of university when we shared halls. In the second and third year, I also shared a house with Rob and several other smelly friends. Rob however doesn't smell... because he spends about 40 minutes a time in the shower. How he has skin left I'll never know. Thom 
Thom "The Fist" Evans is the friend I claimed from Dave when he stole Rob. Don't ask why he's called "The Fist." It's a long painful story... at least for Dave. Thom is joining the Royal Marines soon after our wedding and we will miss him terribly, just like he's missing the bottle of McGuigan Gold I just finished. I'm punishing him by putting this photo up by exposing his horrible choice of facial hair last year. Thom is a member of Team Fat Pie along with me and Rob. When I was in hospital in 2006, Thom told me I looked like Mumra the Everliving. I've never forgiven him. Nathan 
What can I say about Nathan? Other than at every opportunity, he tries, and succeeds in winding me up. Nathan was in my tutor group with Professor Don Paul, yet me and Dave still argue over who met him first, although I would like to point out, Dave was in hospital with spacktitis when I met Nathan. Nathan is a clever guy, but is tight as a gnat's bum when it comes to money, which is why he is much better off than the rest of us. He's currently studying for a PhD in Physics annd will soon be Dr. Barrow. He's actually doing research using NMR as me and Dave did in our final year. Ooooh big magnets... |